Do models get Worker's Comp?

For some reason, it is considered very sexy for models to pose with extremely dangerous wild animals. Perhaps this is due to our cultural obsession with equating "dangerous" and "female sexuality". I am only speculating here.

At any rate, if Theo is to become America's Next Top Model, or any model of substantial fame and fortune, he must pose with dangerous beasts. As you can see, our practice session did not go very well. We thought it would be ironic, and yet extremely erotic, for Theo to enter the cage of a violent beast and pose looking fearful. Unfortunately, the evil beast did not get the memo, and charged poor Theo while defending his territory and/or seeking raisins, his favorite treat. That look of pure panic on Theo's face is no acting!