How Many Super Models Can Travel Like This?

Theo is clearly one of the most stoic top models in America. Travel accommodations for his trip to glamorous and exotic Iowa were less than ideal for someone as important and fashionable as Theo: he was placed into my carry-on suitcase. While going through the second security check point of the morning, he was roughly manhandled by the TSA agent who opened my suitcase to inspect it. Yet he did not complain one bit about this low class option (although we were upgraded to first class, he was still stuck in the suitcase in on overhead bin and benefited little, if at all), illustrating that many of the “girls” on ANTM could learn a thing or two about classiness from an 18 year old stuffed bear.

(Photo to be added as soon as camera battery is re-charged. Grrrrr....)